Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm really busy with my period
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