Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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