I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
COCAINE IS GR8
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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