yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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