How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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