yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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