Non-Jews are for practice
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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