he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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