I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just puked most of my soul out..
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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