gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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