I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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