Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
COCAINE IS GR8
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
we should paint friendship bongs
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