Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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