i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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