She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
