Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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