quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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