'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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