she looked like the bat from fern gully.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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