Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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