:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize
