Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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