I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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