Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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