As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
