If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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