If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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