You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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