walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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