just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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