he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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