well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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