i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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