Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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