She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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