another moral hangover. fuck.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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