if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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