some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Bring me that man meat
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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