I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We are all done wearing pants today
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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