found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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