The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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