had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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