fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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