For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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