At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I am naked and annoyed.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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