Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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