Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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