i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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