The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
my liver is dry heaving
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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