There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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