Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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