I wannas sexs uuuuu
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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