In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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