I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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