watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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