I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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