I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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