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don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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