you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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