Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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