We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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