so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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